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		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/the-rarest-things-on-earth/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-12T20:00:54+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:title><![CDATA[The Rarest Things on Earth]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Animated GIF image of a precious gemstone, a colourful spider, a striped tree and several bottles of alcohol gel, superimposed with the text: The Rarest Things on Earth: the pink star diamond; the peacock spider; the rainbow eucalyptus; fucking hand sanitiser!]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Animated GIF image of a precious gemstone, a colourful spider, a striped tree and several bottles of alcohol gel, superimposed with the text: The Rarest Things on Earth: the pink star diamond; the peacock spider; the rainbow eucalyptus; fucking hand sanitiser!]]></image:caption>
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		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/nutrition-impossible/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-13T12:30:22+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_GrocerySkeleton.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Skeleton Grocery Shopping Online]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of skeleton sitting at a desktop computer, superimposed with the text: Tom had been waiting a while for an online grocery delivery slot]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of skeleton sitting at a desktop computer, superimposed with the text: Tom had been waiting a while for an online grocery delivery slot...]]></image:caption>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/non-essential-travel/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-15T15:36:36+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_SpaceDistancing.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Socially Distanced Spaceman]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of astronaut free floating in space, superimposed with the text: Social distancing? Yep. Essential travel? Nope. Find a new home planet, dickhead.]]></image:caption>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_SpaceDistancing-880x1100.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of astronaut free floating in space, superimposed with the text: Social distancing? Yep. Essential travel? Nope. Find a new home planet, dickhead.]]></image:caption>
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		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/supermarkets/tesco-tax-break/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-17T16:06:41+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_Tesco.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Tesco Helps Wealthy Shareholders]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of Tesco logo and slogan, superimposed with the text: every little helps the rich get richer.]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of Tesco logo and slogan, superimposed with the text: every little helps the rich get richer.]]></image:caption>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/children/easter-bunny-fail/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-18T11:14:09+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Evil-Easter-Bunny.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Scary Easter Bunny Fails]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of creepy looking Easter Bunnies making children worry and cry, superimposed with the text: Everybody loves the Easter Bunny. Right?]]></image:caption>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Evil-Easter-Bunny-880x737.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of creepy looking Easter Bunnies making children worry and cry, superimposed with the text: Everybody loves the Easter Bunny. Right?]]></image:caption>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/facebook-jesus/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-18T12:41:37+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_FacebookJesus.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Jesus Swaps Churches For Facebook]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of Jesus using a laptop, giving an ‘A-ok’ sign, superimposed with the text: Jesus has left the building... to live-stream on six million cringeworthy church Facebook Pages.]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of Jesus using a laptop, giving an ‘A-ok’ sign, superimposed with the text: Jesus has left the building... to live-stream on six million cringeworthy church Facebook Pages.]]></image:caption>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/stay-safe-or-else/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-19T13:42:18+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_LockdownSteve.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Lockdown Policing]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of several Met Police officers seemingly beating up a single protestor, superimposed with the text: The friendly officers issued Steve with a firm warning for breaking the Lockdown 2020 travel/exercise rules. After all, his blood test form was probably fake.]]></image:caption>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_LockdownSteve-880x1100.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of several Met Police officers seemingly beating up a single protestor, superimposed with the text: The friendly officers issued Steve with a firm warning for breaking the Lockdown 2020 travel/exercise rules. After all, his blood test form was probably fake.]]></image:caption>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/tory-covid-liars/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-19T13:56:25+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_ToryCovidLiars.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Tories Lie About Covid-19]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of senior Tory politicians with long liar noses like Pinocchio, superimposed with sarcastic text about their coronavirus lies and inept, agenda-driven response to the pandemic.]]></image:caption>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/run-covidiot-run/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-19T16:27:03+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Run-Covidiot-Run-Snark-1.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Run-Covidiot-Run-Snark]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of Forest Gump running, adorned with the text: ‘I just felt like running’ said the covidiot, flouting the lockdown2020 exercise rules.]]></image:caption>
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			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of Forest Gump running, adorned with the text: ‘I just felt like running’ said the covidiot, flouting the lockdown2020 exercise rules.]]></image:caption>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/pat-burglar/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-19T16:27:26+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_FakePostie.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Fake Postman Pat Burglar]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of a papier-mâché Postman Pat, superimposed with the text: A fake postman has been seen casing homes in the Kendal area.]]></image:caption>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_FakePostie-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of a papier-mache Postman Pat, superimposed with the text: A fake postman has been seen casing homes in the Kendal area.]]></image:caption>
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	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/animal-party-time/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-20T17:21:16+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Animals-Extinction-Party.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Animals Celebrate Human Extinction]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Colourful artistic image of various wild beasts, superimposed with the text: The animals threw a big party when the news broke that the human beings were extinct.]]></image:caption>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Animals-Extinction-Party-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Colourful artistic image of various wild beasts, superimposed with the text: The animals threw a big party when the news broke that the human beings were extinct.]]></image:caption>
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	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/run-stun-gun-fun/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-20T20:12:41+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/RunStunGunFun.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Taser Coronavirus Lockdown Joggers]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of male and female jogger with frame containing picture of a taser stun gun, overlaid with text about how it’s ok to tase a runner who might have coronovirus]]></image:caption>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/RunStunGunFun-880x582.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of male and female jogger with frame containing picture of a taser stun gun, overlaid with text about how it’s ok to tase a runner who might have coronovirus]]></image:caption>
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	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/lockdown-blitz-spirit/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-23T15:27:36+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/BlitzSpirit.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Couch Potato Invokes Blitz Spirit]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Photo of fat slobby bloke munching snacks and pointing TV remote, superimposed with the text: Couch-bingeing Netflix for three months is totally not 'invoking the Blitz spirit'.]]></image:caption>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/BlitzSpirit-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Photo of fat slobby bloke munching snacks and pointing hisTV remote, superimposed with the text: Couch-bingeing Netflix for three months is totally not invoking the Blitz spirit]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/easter/easter-feaster/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-23T19:29:18+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_GreedIsGood.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Easter Greed Is Good]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of Easter egg choccy and Gordon Gecko from Wall Street, overlaid with the text: greed is good – the true meaning of Easter]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/SD_GreedIsGood-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of Easter egg choccy and Gordon Gecko from Wall Street, overlaid with the text: greed is good – the true meaning of Easter]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/lockdown/coronavirus-conga/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-05-24T15:46:20+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Coronavirus-Conga.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Coronavirus-Conga]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Photograph of carefree people of varying ages doing the coronavirus conga, superimposed with the text: Some of the neighbours didn’t seem to be taking social distancing all that seriously]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Coronavirus-Conga-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Photograph of carefree people of varying ages doing the coronavirus conga, superimposed with the text: Some of the neighbours didn’t seem to be taking social distancing all that seriously]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/queeny-says-stay-home/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-06-02T19:35:16+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Queens-Coronavirus-Speech.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[The Queen's Advice to Stay Home]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of The Queen’s speech to the British nation during the coronavirus lockdown, superimposed with sarcastic text about the super-rich preaching to generation rent about lockdown solidarity]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Queens-Coronavirus-Speech-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image snark about The Queen’s speech to the British nation during the coronavirus crisis, with sarcastic text about the super-rich preaching to generation rent about lockdown solidarity]]></image:caption>
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	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/technology/smart-northern-speaker/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-06-04T20:01:46+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/BBC-Beeb-Assistant.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[BBC-Beeb-Assistant]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image macro of Amazon Echo smart speaker with BBC Beeb digital assistant in a northern flat cap with the text: Hey Beeb, will it be cold today? Aye, pet, it’ll be chuffin’ parky, a’reet.]]></image:caption>
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		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/BBC-Beeb-Assistant-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image macro of Amazon Echo smart speaker with BBC Beeb digital assistant in a northern flat cap with the text: Hey Beeb, will it be cold today? Aye, pet, it’ll be chuffin’ parky, a’reet.]]></image:caption>
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	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/sport/batty-ballgame/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-06-16T19:27:40+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Baseball-Gay.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Batty Ballgame]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[An image macro collage of camp baseball players with the text: Baseball. Like rounders but gayer.]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/BBC-Beeb-Assistant-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[An image macro collage of camp baseball players with the text: Baseball. Like rounders but gayer.]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/food-and-drink/biscuit-dunk-fail/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-06-26T20:21:48+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/BiscuitDunkFail.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Biscuit Dunk Fail Sludge]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of angry bald man yelling, superimposed with the text: When your biscuit breaks, mid-dunk, and SLUDGES your tea…]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/BiscuitDunkFail-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Image of angry bald man yelling, superimposed with the text: When your biscuit breaks, mid-dunk, and SLUDGES your tea]]></image:caption>
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	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/super-spreader-saturday/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-07-04T13:32:03+00:00</lastmod>
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			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Super-Spreader-Saturday.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Super-Spreader Saturday]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Picture of a coronavirus bug germ over a busy British pub background with the text: The pubs are back in business. So is the coronavirus.]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Super-Spreader-Saturday-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Picture of a coronavirus bug germ over a busy British pub background with the text: The pubs are back in business. So is the coronavirus.]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/coronavirus/american-covidiot/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-07-20T19:21:48+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Covidiot-Mask-Shaming.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Covidiot-Mask-Shaming]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Photo of an angry Texan covidiot shouting in the face of a person wearing a mask to protect against Covid-19, with the caption: American Covidiot, Fat, Ridiculous and Dangerously Stupid.]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Covidiot-Mask-Shaming-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Photo of an obese Texan covidiot mask-shaming a person wearing a mask to protect against Covid-19, with the caption: American Covidiot, Hostile, Ridiculous and Dangerously Stupid.]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://snarkdragon.com/snarks/brexit/chlorination-chicken/</loc>
		<lastmod>2020-11-01T17:49:03+00:00</lastmod>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Snark-Chlorination-Chicken.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:title><![CDATA[Chlorination-Chicken-Snark]]></image:title>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Photoshopped image of a coronation chicken sandwich with a shocking blue chlorinated poultry meat filling. The text says: FIASCO; Chlorination Chicken; chemical soaked yumminess; Meal deal; £2.20]]></image:caption>
		</image:image>
		<image:image>
			<image:loc>https://snarkdragon.com/wp-content/uploads/Snark-Chlorination-Chicken-880x880.jpg</image:loc>
			<image:caption><![CDATA[Photoshopped image of a coronation chicken sandwich with a shocking blue chlorinated poultry meat filling. The text says: FIASCO; Chlorination Chicken; chemical soaked yumminess; Meal deal; £2.20]]></image:caption>
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	</url>
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